DECEMBER 23/2011

 




   First off I would like to apologize for the absence of a column in these past two weeks.  While I normally had written my column post Sundays in the late hours while at work, our business has been showing strong interest as of late.  Obviously I must work before I can play, so the new post dates are Fridays.  (Such as today.  Or, if you are reading this on a different day, such as Friday the 23rd of December.)  On a side note, I may or may not be playing a game of online poker while I write this, and I may or may not be keeping track of all the times I get 7-2 offsuit.  Enjoy the column, and may the force be with you.  (Oh and for those who have messaged me saying comments do not work, I have tweaked a setting so hopefully you can leave comments now if you wish.)

                                                             

                  No, it's not Jackie Chan

  No doubt you have heard that in the last week, North Korean Dictator Kim-Jong-Il has passed away.  According to sources, Kim Jong Il suffered a heart attack while aboard his train.  While maybe North Korea is not your likely choice for a vacation hotspot, and though North Korea holds no value in the game "Risk", it is safe to say that we as a nation should at least be somewhat concerned of the arising issue.

  Kim Jong Il will likely be succeeded by his son, Kim Jong Un.  While not too much is known about Kim Jong Un's personal life, his role in North Korea is far more established.  He is the son of Kim Jong Il's third wife, and though he is only in his twenties, he has already earned the military title of "Daejang", one that is said to be equal to a General.

  At this point, do North American's need to worry about the fact that a young military leader will now be at the reins of a huge, dominant military? Or will the new leader have changes to bring with his succession?  Only time will tell.  Shortly after the passing of Kim Jong Il, North Korea deployed a test missile.  While it is not confirmed that Kim Jong Un is responsible, this is definitely with intent.  North Korea is trying to posture, stating that the change of leadership will not happen with weakness.  Whatever happens, keep an eye on headlines, as the story of Kim Jong Un will be revealed as his actions progress.


Also in this column:
The Sword of Shannara review (Books)
The return of the absence of Sydney Crosby (sports)

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LIFE: In the face of Christmas


  Before we get too carried away, let us make a statement here.  While this column means no offence, this column may contain the word Christmas, and likely it will be repeated.  Many times.  If you have an issue with this, choose to click away now.  Everybody is running around with their politically correct crap, saying we keep stepping on their religion's toes by saying Christmas.  So hold on while I put on my boxing gloves here.

   First of all, I fully understand that North America has changed the face of many holidays.  I get that.  Look at holidays now.  It's almost like every holiday has become about food.  Don't believe me? Look at this.

  Thanksgiving was simply a holiday that evolved from the European Harvest Festivals.  When explorers, such as Martin Frobisher, arrived in town here, he spread the tradition of celebrating the harvest by having a wonderful feast.  In this, they gave thanks to the gods who protected their crops and in turn protected them.  Modern day Thanksgiving?  Turkey. Football.  Perhaps thinking back and taking an opportunity to be thankful for the gifts in your life.

  Halloween?  Used to be a sacred day, where the spirits who have passed were celebrated.  In Germany, they celebrate a version of this called Totensonntag, which loosely translates to "day of the dead".
Now, it's Candy! and costumes, and more candy.

  St. Paddy's Day?  Green Beer.
Valentines Day has candy hearts.
Easter now is represented by a Chocolate laying bunny.
Christmas is now a fat guy who fills a whole bunch of socks with toys and chocolate, and then we celebrate by stuffing our face with baking and more turkey.  This is the only holiday in which we actually leave food for our invented character.


Let this be said.


 Your religion is your religion.  I give no thought as to what you may or may not believe in.  I do not believe you to be any less or more worthy for it.  I do not believe in religion personally, but I am not an atheist either.  For so long have we fought nonsensically over religion.  Religion vs. Religion,  Religion vs. Science, Religion vs. Spirituality.  Enough is enough

  This time of year, regardless of religion, we choose to celebrate.  You decide for what.  Whether it's beliefs, love, family...it does not matter.  I was told as a young child that a man named Jesus Christ was born 2011 years ago, and he grew up to spread messages to us all of faith and love.  On the day of his birth, miracles apparently happened and people from everywhere travelled from afar to see him.  He spread the word of the Lord and used peace as his tool, rather than violence.  He ended up dying on a cross as a symbol of that Peace, a story which even non-believers still know about.

  While I am unsure as to whether or not Jesus really existed, (and I'm not the right person to comment on it), I know that the story of his birth and life has travelled over two millennium to find us today.   While I never went to church, every year at Christmas we still sing songs to instil that love and hope inside us.  Christmas is literally  "Christ's Mass".  We gather amongst family and friends and celebrate that message of love.  It makes no difference as to whether or not you are religious or believe that Jesus really existed.  The fact is that through this story, mankind grew to become something more than a race of vicious intolerable people. That alone is worth celebration.  Even if the story is not true, whoever wrote it had more wisdom than we can appreciate today.

We, as a race of people, live free.  Our nation has many cultures, many beliefs.  We have grown together.  We have attained that peace.  Thank who you want for it, but remember to thank them this Christmas.


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SPORTS:


  No hockey team breakdown today...this will change to a monthly thing, done at the end of each month.  I find that these columns usually take a couple hours, and to spend another hour every week on that is ridiculous.  Go sharks.

 The annual tournament, the National Open Championships for 5 pin bowling will be taking place in a few weeks.  While I will likely not place on a team, I will be competing.  Here's to me not sucking.

 Did You Hear??? SYDNEY CROSBY is out again, with concussion-like symptoms!  As if we did not see that coming.  You know that commercial where he works in a store and he is selling his own stuff?  I'm pretty sure that is excellent foreshadowing of his future.



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Judging by the Cover: Sword of Shannara


  Well I'm thrilled to start writing about the writing that sparked my passion.  As I previously said, Terry Brooks is my favorite writer. While his initial book, "The Sword of Shannara" is not my favorite, it is still very entertaining.

  Have you bought your copy yet?  If not, shame on you.

 "The Sword of Shannara"  is the first book that launches the reader into an unbelievable world.  The story for this first book is very simplistic at first.  Good guy learns he has a big quest in front of him, must travel through land of elves, dwarves, trolls, gnomes, etc.  while being accompanied by a large magical man, all to destroy a large evil being that existed long ago with a magical talisman.  Sounds a lot like Lord of the Rings at first.  However, the similarities stop here.  Upon the arrival of his second book, the reader is captured.  Brooks' depth as a writer show, and as you traverse throughout the stories, you realized why the "Sword of Shannara" was so important to the rest.

  He began to write the Sword in 1967, writing sporadically for the next 7 years.  He had it published in 1974, and he was claimed to be the next Fantasy giant next to J.R.R. Tolkien.  Terry Brooks was indeed inspired by Tolkien, but his language is more modern day and you do not get hung up on the tough language.

In a tribute book to his own writing, called "Sometimes the Magic Works", he writes;
I would set my adventure story in an imaginary world, a vast, sprawling, mythical world like that of Tolkien, filled with magic that had replaced science and races that had evolved from Man. But I was not Tolkien and did not share his background in academia or his interest in cultural study. So I would eliminate the poetry and songs, the digressions on the ways and habits of types of characters, and the appendices of language and backstory that characterized and informed Tolkien's work. I would write the sort of straightforward adventure story that barreled ahead, picking up speed as it went, compelling a turning of pages until there were no more pages to be turned.



 This book is definitely worth the read.
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Views Under Review


George of the Jungle

  This hilarious, wildly entertaining movie features Brendan Fraser, John Cleese and Leslie Mann, who all lend a strong hand in bringing this film to potential.  George (portrayed by Brendan Fraser) is a klutzy goofball who enjoys swinging through the air and foliage, at least until he finds himself smacking into a tree.  (There's a joke about the tree's bark being worse than it's bite, but I'll ignore it).   This movie is rich with clever humor and an innocence that you cannot seem to find anymore.  

Creativity- 9/10
Originality-9/10
Entertaining -10/10
Inspiring- 8/10
Purpose- 7/10


George of the Jungle is rated 86%.  This movie is one you want to watch.


Battle Los Angeles

  This recent story of an alien invasion was a little dry.  It had reminiscent moments of "Independence Day" but on more than one occasion I found myself wishing I was watching "Independence Day" instead.  The plot was almost non existent and the movie did not engage the viewer.  Sad to see Aaron Eckhart have a not very good role.

Creativity-6/10
Originality-6/10
Entertaining -5/10
Inspiring- 4/10
Purpose- 7/10


Battle: L.A. is rated 58%.  Watch "Independence Day".
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TRACK ATTACK


 "Dela" (I think I know why the dog howls at the moon)
Performed by Johnny Clegg and Savuka.

This song is actually from George and the Jungle.  It's upbeat tempo and captivating sound creates that feel-good sensation almost naturally.  In the movie it is used as a dancing scene song, and then again at the wedding.  This song just might get you dancing as well.


"Out of my Hands"
Performed by Matthew West.

  This song is a christian ballad that is truly impressive.  The viewpoint is of a man who surrenders his troubles and let's go of control.  I love how he does not directly bring in God, so as not to offend others, as this also allows people to listen and connect freely.  I found myself really connecting to this song, and if you are in need of something light and beautiful right now, I would recommend this instantly.


"Down Under"
Performed by Men at Work.

 Probably the catchiest song I've heard in ages.  This one is still stuck in my head.  Very neat, very catchy.  Only problem is you will have to google the words because most people only know the sounds.  What the hell is a vegemite sandwich anyway?


THANK YOU TO ALL WHO VIEWED TODAY!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

*UPDATE* December 5/2011

Game....Not Over

 

  Our feature story tonight comes from Montreal, where two young boys are being credited for saving a young boy's life, simply from playing a video game.  While their names will not be posted to help protect identities, the heartwarming story can be read about in newspapers and online columns alike.  

                                         

 The young boys in the story had often played the same video games.  They became facebook friends and grew closer.  The other boy, who lives across the Atlantic Ocean in the small country of Belgium, began to mutilate his wrists and admitted to have swallowed a toxic substance. All of this supposedly had happened after his girlfriend left him.  The two boys had spoken with one of their mothers and proceeded to inform the Montreal Police.  Authorities in Belgium were notified, and were able to reach the young man in time.  One of the young heroes had written these words on the other's facebook page, "You might hate me now, but maybe one day you will thank me."  

Also included in this issue: 

MELTDOWN!(Life Section)

Trilogy song from Chris De Burgh under review (Little Ditties)

Flames burn out Oilers in battle of Alberta (Sports)

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 Life: Meltdowns and Meaning

  Our feature story will influence the further parts of this column, as the world will need stories like this to spark another Christmas season.  As Christmas looms closer, pull your families close.  Remind friends of their importance to you.  Reflect on the past year and the treasures and lessons it brought you.  

 Give yourself a gift this Christmas.  Take some time to address yourself.  What is it that is blessed in your life at this moment?  What is working for you?  What problems do you currently have that need fixing?  What is missing in your life?  

 This past week has been challenging.  Normally I do not want my personal life intertwined with this column, but this will be one exception.  For everyone that knows me, I am currently working two jobs.  I work every day of the week, sometimes at both jobs in a day.  This has been my life for over a year.  It is not a lifestyle I regret, as it brings me a life I enjoy.  I have my own place, a cat who is both lovely and irritating, and an abundance of things that improve my standard of living. I love and enjoy both of my jobs. While days off are few and far between, I have grown accustomed to this lifestyle. While it may not always be in perfect balance, I am content with my life.

 Or at least, I was.  My list of things to do with Christmas approaching is growing rapidly.  My apartment still lacks a tree, presents are awaiting my purchase in a multitude of stores, and free time to accomplish these feats is definitely not a limited supply. Now, believe me, I am not naive enough to believe I am the only one with a busy month ahead.  Yet this past weekend has brought a new perspective to the oncoming Holiday.

  This weekend was incredibly different.  Having been short-staffed at one place of work, and having a really busy day at the other,I was definitely not in the cheeriest of moods.  I was tired, emotionally drained, behind on everything, and grumpy. Dear world, it would be best to avoid me in this state.  Having finished at one job for the day, my night would be spent at the other job.  I rushed over in a flurry of frustration and snow, and got settled for another busy night.

  Apparently my expression must have shown what I was feeling, because a good friend and co-worker of mine stopped and asked me if everything was alright.  Now, I'm going to say that emotions do not make me uncomfortable.  I believe honesty and truth to be important, and do not view tears from anyone as weakness.  However, I was as surprised as anyone as everything let go in that moment.  I teared up in the middle of work, pressed from everything going on.  I could not even think as to why it all was coming out.  Only one thing was for certain: I was not in good shape, and my body was telling me whether or not I had time to listen.  I couldn't fight the tears at all.  I was having my first official meltdown.  Wonderful.

  Since then I've given myself both time to rest and time to reflect.  This pace has been my life for so long.  I've kept myself so busy for so long that it all seems normal.  So what now?  I have now realized with a disgusting amount of clarity that a change is needed.  My life needs some attention, and no small amount is going to be enough.  It is not enough to get caught up on chores.  It is not enough to get my to-do list done.  It is not enough to be ahead of the game. Work is work. My apartment is only that. All of those things in my life are superficial and lack true purpose. Accomplishing all of that accomplishes nothing if I look at it hard enough. 

What I really need is to integrate purpose into my life.  What I need is a plan. 

  So this week, I will be formulating that said plan.  Writing to you all about it helps to solidify that.  My plan will be how to enrich my own life, and will allow me to bring forth the brilliance I am desiring.  I wish to create and inspire.  So while I am designing and reshaping my life, you are welcome to join as well. 

 Does your life contain passion? Are you caught on a ride that in both incredible and breathtaking?  Can you recognize the blessings in your life with ease?  Or, perhaps, are you also caught in the hectic cycle of December? Do you need to slow down and let things sink in? 

Does it even feel like Christmas?  Not for me so far.  Christmas is a time for Miracles.  So, I'm going to provide a miracle for someone else.  That would create both spirit and that purpose that I'm striving for.

 To be alive is one thing.  To Live is another.  What will it take?

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Sports

Burn-out: Oilers lose to Flames in Battle Of Alberta 

 The Calgary Flames have tremendous success when playing rival Alberta team, the Edmonton Oilers.  Kiprusoff alone has won against Edmonton eleven out of the past twelve times.  They put yet another tally up with this past game, a 5-3 win.  While the struggle of the Flames is no secret, they continue to dominate against our northern Alberta brethren.

Rafael Nafal wins Davis Cup 

Canada beats U.S.A. at the 2011 World Sledge Hockey Championships

 Well, other than that, nothing really shines through as notable for sports, other than Bisping totally destroying Miller, much to my delight.

Here Comes the Hockey ranks for the week:

 

1. Wild (+6) Last week was 7th place, large climb this week. Congrats to the surprise team of the year thus far!

2. Penguins (-1) Crosby is back.  Whoopdy-doo.

3. Blackhawks (-1) No surprise that they are still dominating games.

4. Rangers (+7) Like the Wild, huge climb as well. But they are the Rangers....

5. Bruins - No change.  Bruins still playing an offensively sound game.

6. Wings (-2) Small setback only.  Expect the wings to rise again.

7. Flyers (-1) Still good to see Jagr.  This team is still good despite losing big scores to other teams last year.

8. Panthers (+1) Kudos to Florida.  Somehow beat my Sharks.

9. Canucks (+4) Sigh...I preferred them when they were not top ten.

10.Blues (-2) David Perron will be returning shortly.  Good news for Blues.

11.Stars (+4) Nystrom is really heating up.  He deserves the credit.

12.Kings (+5) Thank you for changing up the mediocre performance as of late.

13.Leafs (-10) Yes it is minus TEN. Lost division lead as well as a couple games.

14.Sharks(-4) Grr.  Not good enough.  Signed, your fan Logan.

15.Coyotes(-3) Vrbata and Whitney tied for points. Any bets as to who wins?

16.Sabres (-2) For such a talented team, these guys are really doing nothing.

17.Oilers (-7) Hall is injured.  I'm sure a buddy of mine likes that.

18.Predators(+2) Rinne pulled twice in one week. Wow.

19.Capitals (-1) Caps...you suck.

20.Senators (+2) Line of Alfie Foligno and Michalek looking pretty sharp.

21.Canadiens(+2) Markov injured....yet again.

22.Avalanche(+3) Insert Sacco Joke Here.

23.Jets (+1) They beat the good teams and lose to crap teams.  What the heck.

24.Devils (-5) Remember when they were Stanley Cup Champs?  They may not.

25.Lightning(-4) You know what...let's just ditto the last comment.

26.Flames (+1) Got owned by Canucks, but don't worry. They beat Edmonton.

27.Islanders(+1) Parenteau to top line. Dipietro Injured...again.  It's a new goalie trend in Long Island.  Beware Montoya, you are next.

28.Hurricanes (-2) These guys come to Calgary soon. It will be on TV, but nobody really cares.

29.Ducks - So Bobby Ryan is off the Trade Block.  In other words, look for him to be traded soon.

30.Blue Jackets - You make me want to cry.

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Judging by the Cover:

Terry Brooks

 I was going to be nice for the first few weeks, but here comes the Terry Brooks tribute.  I highly believe Brooks is the King of the Fantasy World.  For many aspiring authors, such as Christopher Paolini (Eragon Series) and Philip Pullman (The Golden Compass), Terry has done more than just inspired them to write.  He has taught them what it takes to truly create a new world. 

 If you have not read Terry Brooks, drop what you are reading.  I will be covering one book a week until both the "Shannara" and "Word and the Void" series are done. Next week I will debut the Terry Brooks Tribute with his initial release, "The Sword of Shannara".

  If you decide to pick up the story, be forewarned.  The first couple books were written a while back.  The writing eventually becomes capturing and mesmerizing, but the first book lacks the full magic of the series.  "Oh Logan, but I liked the first one."  So did I, so prepare for awesomeness.  DO NOT READ THE PREQUEL FIRST.  THE PREQUEL WAS WRITTEN AFTERWARD, AND SHOULD BE READ AFTER THE THIRD INSTALLMENT, "The Wishsong of Shannara".  

I'm excited.  You should be too.

P.S. DAD! Jean M. Auel came out with another sequel to "Clan of the Cave Bear."

It's called "Land of the Painted Caves"

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Views Under Review

"Tangled"

  Anyone who knows me, knows I hold Disney Movies in high regard.  Lately, it would seem that many of the newer films do not have the same "Disney Magic" as the ones from my childhood.

  Tangled does not share this trait.  Disney's version of the tale of Rapunzel is the first movie in how long that makes me feel like a child again.  Classic musicals mixed with new-age comedy can be found throughout the movie. Characters are both dynamic and interesting.  The thing that grabs my attention the most, however, is the concept.  Rapunzel is fascinated with these glowing lanterns that hang in the sky once a year.  Looking out over the theater, that same fascination could be found in any one of us. Something very innocent and spiritual was at work for this movie.

Creativity- 10/10

Originality-9/10

Entertaining-10/10

Inspiring-8/10

Purpose-8/10

"Tangled" is rated at 90%.  This movie is highly recommended.

"Tower Heist"

 This movie was somewhat disappointing.  While Tea Leoni is otherworldly good-looking, Ben Stiller fails to light the stage with this one.  It has funny moments and interesting scenarios, but Eddie Murphy should have played a much bigger role. 

Creativity 7/10

Originality 7/10

Entertaining 8/10

Inspiring 5/10
Purpose 4/10

"Tower Heist" is rated at 62%.  While not terrible, definitely a renter. 

"Stargate"

 Amazing movie.  Not just because it launches a supremely good TV series, but also because the concept is groundbreaking.  Historic views get challenged, culture gets reviewed and critiqued, and all in the name of entertainment.  The movie itself starts out slow, but mysteriously.  Then you find yourself with the team traversing an unknown planet.  As soon as you start to realize what is going on, another spin occurs, and you find yourself face to face with "Ra", the Egyptian Sun God. Coupled with the series, you do not want to miss this one.

Creativity 10/10
Originality 9/10

Entertaining 10/10

Inspiring 8/10

Purpose 9/10

"Stargate" is rated at 92%.  You need to give the series a chance.

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Track Attack

  Yes the article title changed.  So sue me. I'm almost out of time, so here goes!

  I promised you three songs a week.  This week features three songs, all by Chris De Burgh.  Most famously known for the "Lady in Red", Chris De Burgh is a storyteller musician who is truly captivating.

  Under review is his song trilogy containing three songs, "Revolution" "Light a Fire" and "Liberty".  The three are separate songs, but have intense meaning when played together.

 "Revolution" begins as a song laced with rumors about a rebellion forming.  Quiet and simple, it begins to build until finally at songs' end comes the passion.  As soon as the rally cry begins, the song ends.  Throughout the song, you as the listener, starts to feel the rebellion within you.

 "Light a Fire"  The revolt begins! An intense song begins with the passion and heat that songs just do not have anymore.  Throughout the chorus, Chris De Burgh's immense vocal range and passion form the entire fight. He truly sounds as though he is rallying and leading the men.  

 "Liberty" The fight is over, and the questions begin.  Was it all worth it, or were we swayed by a feeling of something that does not exist?  I believe the most beautiful part is the fact that after 2 verses, this song becomes an instrumental.  This is an instrumental that both builds and allows the song to close.  Closing one's eyes would allow the music to truly let that person's mind to fill in a story. 

Revolution/Light a Fire/Liberty is worth at least one listen.  Even if your not a big fan of storytelling music, the power in this song is formidable.

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I'm out of time. Thank you so much to everyone reading this column. 
For a small, private project that started just a couple weeks ago, we are nearly at 100 views already.  Many thanks!

*UPDATE* November 28/2011

                            WIND AT MY BACK

 The weather is often a hot topic when dealing with a stranger, or perhaps that awkward person who you know but cannot remember their name for the life of you.  However today, it proved to be a legitimate reason for conversation. Winds tore through Calgary today, reaching speeds up to 91 km/hr.  Outside the city, they peaked at nearly 130 km/hr.  

  The city had engaged the Municipal Emergency Plan in hopes to help protect the citizens in danger of being affected.  People were advised to stay clear of any windows as a safety concern.  Traffic was closed in the downtown area, and C-trains were temporarily shut down.

  Buildings endured the worst of the storm.  Windows shattered with the high wind speed, pouring debris and glass down to the streets below.  Trees fell on top of houses, and the roof even blew off of a house in southwest Calgary.
 Dear Chicago; You have nothing on us.  Except maybe a better hockey team...
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SPORTS
Lions Surprise Bombers- B.C. wins 34-23 in the Grey Cup Final.

  You would not have thought so, but it was British Columbia hoisting the 99th Grey Cup this year.  The team had a rocky start, going 0-5 to start the season.  No doubt this will piss my grandmother off, who has been a fierce Blue Bombers fan since, well, since they've started to suck.


Blog writer has to eat his words after Sydney Crosby returns with a bang.
 
  Believe it or not, Crosby has come back.  Last weeks article included my personal thoughts on how Crosby and the Penguins would fare with this news.  The opinion stated was that the High-Flying Penguins would have their wings clipped a little, having lines shuffled and all the media attention.  Regrettably, the Pens came out of the gate soaring, leaving me to ponder my future as a sports fan.  (Fear not, Crosby.  I will still find reasons to chew you out!)

From Best in the League to the Worst, here is a recap of this weeks happenings
1. Penguins-Crosby Returns, Pens go 3-0-1 since return.  Hot damn.
2. Blackhawks-Should stay out of Alberta
3. Leafs-Really refreshing to see the Leafs start out so well.
4. Wings-Datsyuk finally showing some edge, Wings may finally be out of the mud.
5. Bruins-Defending cup champs just ended their 10-game winning streak.  Not a bad showing.
6. Flyers-Is anyone else remotely excited that Jagr is back?  I feel like I'm 11 years old again.
7. Wild-Really hoping they can continue to perform. 
8. Blues-Backes is starting to heat up.  Thank god.
9. Panthers-A nice surprise to see this high up.  Theo looking good, and Fleischmann had his clock cleaned.
10.Sharks-WHY WHY WHY CAN MY TEAM NEVER BEAT THE CANUCKS. ARGGHHHH!
11.Rangers-Glad to see my buddy's rangers right below my team.  Makes me happy.
12.Coyotes-Vrbata lighting the way early on for Coyotes.  Take Notes, Whitney.
13.Canucks-Brings me so much joy seeing them this far down!
14.Sabres-They have such a good team...but they lose so many more games than they should.
15.Stars-Stars are seeing stars lately.  Seems like a week ago they were on top of the league.  Lehtonen, Daley and Fiddler are all out with Injuries now.
16.Oilers-Actually it is pretty exciting watching the young kids play and beat the old guys. 
17.Kings-Would have thought this team would be doing better than 17th, but you never know.
18.Capitals-Dear Ovechkin. Have you been playing lately?  I haven't noticed.
19.Devils-Wow...I thought the Devils would have been farther down, maybe this was a typo...
20.Predators-All these signing issues going on.  Can they really get the signing hat trick with Rinne, Weber and Suter?  First two down, one to go.
21.Lightning-These guys are way too good to be down here.
22.Senators-Well...not to be rude, but they were gonna start sucking sometime.
23.Canadiens-Anyone else see that whole "not whistled when frozen, oh look they scored" issue? Funny as hell.
24.Jets-Still fun as hell to watch them play.  Let's ask Philly if they agree.
25.Avalanche-Duchene is among my favorite players right now.  I've spent the last week wishing I drafted him into my pool.
26.Hurricanes-Skinner...only real thing happening right now.
27.Flames-Hahahaha...No fricken' comment!
28.Islanders-Grabner had a nice Shorthanded Goal the other day.
29.Ducks-WTF! Why are you way down here?
30.Blue Jackets-Seeing as how Nash is my favorite player...would really like to see this rank changed.

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Judging by the Cover: The Last Wolf of Ireland
Author: Elona Malterre

    This small book is among my favorites of all time.  Never have I ran across such an amazing story.  In a small Irish village, it follows a young boy who falls in love with 3 wolf pups who he adopts after their mother is killed by a hunter.  The tale is both gripping and honest. 

  Calgarian author Elona Malterre should be praised for her ability to draw emotion from the reader.  Upon finishing the book, the reader has no choice but to contemplate the story.  I guarantee you will feel everything she intended you to.

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Not Just a Game
Zelda: The Adventure Continues.

  So, yes, eventually the video game section will contain other games, but for now, and probably the next swarm of entries, will all be focused on Zelda.  Why? Because it is awesome, and other games I review will not be out yet. 

    LINK TO THE PAST

   I remember the day my parents bought a Super Nintendo.  I did not get to play it.  Instead, I watched as my parents played the first bit of what would become my favorite all-time video game.  Zelda: A Link to the Past was incredible for it's time.  With a multitude of enemies, a large map, and more secrets than thought possible, LttP paved the way for Zelda games today. 

 *The newest addition, Skyward Sword, has brought the bug net back!  This has been missing since LttP!  My life is complete.*

 Link to the Past has not been lost to the Zelda Fan.  While the graphics are not what they are today, many things from this game can be found today.  Kakariko village has been a cornerstone in the land of Hyrule, as well as Death Mountain and Lake Hylia.  The Master Sword has been part of the game forever, as well as certain elements from the game and the temples within. 


Some things though, can only be experienced with LttP.  Some things I miss incredibly are:
Pegasus boots-Allows you to dash into objects, knocking things over and breaking certain items.  Always good for knocking a tree so hard rupees fall out.  (Or a swarm of angry bees, which is fun to watch someone else get attacked by!)
Magic Powder-you could turn these electric pickle guys into a weird brown thing.  Not terribly exciting but still cool.
The Chest-This chest was found in the blacksmith shop in the Dark World.  When you go to open it, it states "Because the key is locked inside the chest, you can never open it.  Just take it with you".   Sounds good enough.  Until the fricken' thing follows you.  EVERYWHERE.  Gah...annoying.
The Cane of Bynra-a staff that allows you to swing around invincibly, acting as both a force field and a way to attack enemies.  God I miss you. 
Book of Mudora...something about this seems cool to me...it allows you to gain entry to the second temple.
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Views Under Review.

Here we will showcase 3 movies that I have watched.  Ratings will be based in percentage form.  5 different areas of criticism will be involved.  Creativity, Originality, Entertaining, Inspiring, Purpose.
(I am a heavy critic.  Any score over 50% is deemed watchable, anything over 70% is recommended.)

Today, since it is the start, I will only feature one.  Winning the movie lottery today is:

The Book of Eli
  Remarkable story of Post-Apocalyptic Earth.  Many have died as the catastrophic wars ripped our world apart.  Protagonist (Eli) is on a mission to bring his prized possession (a King James Bible) to an undisclosed location.  Filled with awe-inspiring moments, spiritual enlightenment and a lesson on the power of will, this movie is sure to entertain.  Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman and Mila Kunis all play their roles superbly.
Creativity-9/10
Originality 8/10
Entertaining 10/10
Inspiring 9/10
Purpose 10/10

Book of Eli rated at 92%.  This movie is highly recommended.
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Little Ditties from the City

  Much like the Movie Section, three songs will be showcased weekly.  All genres will be included to give a wider range of selection.  Songs will not be rated, but rather commented on.  Today will once again only have one selection as it is the first day.

 The song for this week is:

  Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5.

Normally I would not put a song like this to start of the day, but this needs to be said.
YES THIS SONG IS CATCHY.  YES THIS SONG STILL SUCKS.
First off, Mick Jagger is now 68 years old.  This means his moves are severely limited.  I bet I have moves that he cannot do.  Sure he has more women...who doesn't?
Secondly, catchiness of a tune does not give you "good song" status.  You know what else has a catchy tune? Barbie Girl by Aqua. 

The Court of Logan finds this song supremely annoying beyond all reasonable doubt.  It is hereby sentenced to not have any merit, at least until Mick Jagger wins a season of Dancing with the Stars.
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Horror-scopes!

Every paper, real or pretend, needs a horoscope section.  Problem is, I have no "psychic" to write them.  So some days I will be serious and right them properly, some days will purely be humorous.  Take your guess as to what today's are!

AQUARIUS: I see something to do with Camels in your future this week. 

PISCES: Remember to take time for yourself this week.  If your boss does not agree, tell him it is because your reliable online horoscope told you to tell him to shove it.  *Logan's Letter cannot be legally held responsible for your own personal choices in dealing with your boss*

ARIES: As the sign based on the God of War, would it not make sense to get into a fight today?

TAURUS: Take the bull by the horns and get back to work.  You should not be reading this crap anyway.

GEMINI:  Go for the Tuna Salad....you know you waaaaant it.

CANCER: If your name has more than four vowels in it, steer clear of petting that cat.  You know which cat I'm talking about.

LEO: You do not have the moves like Jagger.  I'm sorry.

VIRGO:  You need to do more with your life.  It's calling for you.

LIBRA:  Perhaps a change of clothes is in order.

SCORPIO: You will find motivation to change the world this week.  Capture it.

SAGITTARIUS: You will see a butterfly this week.  Capture it.

CAPRICORN:  Remember to enjoy the little things.  Unless its a black jube-jube. Feel free not to enjoy that.

Logan's Letter Nov. 21/2011

November 21,2011. 

Penguins take to the sky...sort of.


Pittsburgh Penguins star Sydney Crosby cleared for return against the New York Islanders. (Sports)






Also featured: 
*52 Car Pickup:  52 cars pile up in a large-scale crash on the Autobahn. (Current Events)
*"I'm With Fatty" by Edward Ugel reviewed.  (Judging by the Cover)
*A Brand New! look at the new game, Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. (Games)



(Note:  Some Pages start next week!)



CURRENT EVENTS


Auto-immobile

   Apparently the Nationwide "autopilot" test was not successful earlier today, as 52 cars met on the Autobahn in a violent crash.  Sources at this time have not determined why the crash occurred, or how many injuries and deaths were sustained.  The crash occurred near the Netherlands/Germany border, in a location known as Gronau. To view more, search google or something.




This Sucks
  The final episode of the Twilight Saga is now upon us.  Oh wait, my apologies.  Apparently they are deciding to divide the final book into two movies.  I mean, it's not like any iconic series has done THAT recently....
So once again, I have to watch Tall-Skinny-Guy and Mr. Allergic-to-Fabric-Shirts fight over Kristen Stewart.  Possibly the most intriguing question would be, could one man succeed in drowning himself in theater popcorn?





Disturbing Stories Continue Closer to Home
  Once again the city is abuzz with talk regarding a new case of sexual abuse allegations, this time from a bible camp in Three Hills, Alberta.  In essence, multiple cases are being brought forward in the name of abuse, ranging as far back as sixty years ago.  R.C.M.P. are taking serious steps in their investigations in hopes to both bring relief to the victims, and hopefully put an end to a heinous part of the town's unknown history.





LOGAN PREDICTS THE WEATHER!
Next 6 Months: Cold....No Need For Weather Page! 
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Life: The Power of Intimacy


  Upon writing the past article, so many stories and memories float into the front of my mind.  With Three Hills under investigation, the Penn State Scandal happening, as well as many other cases, it seems our newest battle as a nation has surfaced.  More and more victims have been stepping forward, shedding their fears, and taking the valiant step to move toward an abuse-free world.  So why now?  Why are people in today's society finally speaking out, as opposed to any earlier times? And why is it they are being criticized for coming forward?

   It is because they are asking for help. 

  Sexual based crimes are among the nastiest crimes we can imagine.  Even those of us personally who have not experienced a crime of that sort, can still relate in a certain sense.  In high school, our most awkward moments revolved around sexuality.  Our insecurities lie within that same realm.  Sex can be used as a way of gaining the wrong types of attention, or even as a defense from true intimacy.

  Ever notice how there is a general opinion that all guys want is sex?  It stems from the fact that women are typically quicker to realize what they are looking for.  Guys do like sex, but often they are unable to differentiate between the closeness in sex, and the closeness of intimacy.  Many men out there are having plenty of one night stands, believing they are fulfilling something, yet still caught in that void.  Even males crave relationship.  Go Figure.

  We walk around, engaged into our own world.  Yet, we are oblivious and blind to the fact that those people walking by us on the street, in our apartment buildings, on the bus,etc. are all people who have endured hardships and pain in their own way.  While your backstory in life is different than theirs, the pain you both have felt is very common and similar.  That pain presents itself now as a bridge, an opportunity to connect..

  Next time you are having coffee with a friend, or talking with a loved one, just take time to look into their eyes without speaking.  Notice how, for the most part, when they realize what you are doing, they react uncomfortably?    It is because they too, for whatever reason, are uncomfortable with being totally revealed and seen for who they are.

  A powerful leadership seminar has taught me that intimacy (derived from Into-Me-See) is not built from strength, but vulnerability.  The connection between two people who can sympathize for one another is much stronger and very real. The more we communicate the truth in who we are, the stronger we become.  In these moments, dabbed with humility and honesty, we can truly let the light within us shine.  We shed the reason to hide. 

These victims are not just telling a story of a painful event, they are asking for us all to listen.  They are showing bravery in the face of their fear.  They have opened up to the world with a story that could very well entice bullying, threats, embarrassment, ridicule, etc.  They are letting that light within them tell us who they are, and it serves them to let go of the shame and pain at the same time. 

  Next time you read an article such as the one above, pay close attention.  What measure of bravery would it take for YOU to make your darkest secret public for all the world to see?




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SPORTS

  The Return of the Kid.  It is easily the biggest story in hockey.  He is cleared to return to play the New York Islanders early this week.  Somehow, the man who has not registered a single point in 10 or so months is the talk of the town.  Now, the Pittsburgh Penguins are enjoying a high-flying trip around the top of the Eastern Conference at the moment.  Will that change with Crosby's return?

  Our non-expert expert opinion says yes.  The Penguins hot streak will actually diminish with Crosby's return.
A combination of the lines being shaken up and the extra media attention will put pressure on the Pens.  Not to mention every tough guy out there will be out to take Crosby off the ice again.


  Next week's edition will have a more indepth look at what is happening around the league.


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Song/Movie Reviews to Begin Next Week!


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 Judging by the Cover: Book Review

"I'm With Fatty"  Author: Edward Ugel

  Have you ever wanted to lose weight?  Yes, me too.  Problem is, most weight loss material is complete and utter crap.  The books themselves really do not have any merit to reading, as most reading tends to lead to not acting on the presented knowledge. 

  This book however, is a fresh, funny, breathtaking look at the true struggle of losing weight.  That's not all.  It also shows the mind of a man struggling with a severe addiction to food, as well as his memoirs of his personal goal to lose 50 pounds in 50 weeks.  (Aptly dubbed, "The Fatty Project")

  Rather than arm you with silly recipes and bad routines, this book serves up comedy as an alternative.  I'm pleased to say it both inspires and teaches in more ways than I've experienced in any sort of self-help book.

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Sky-High

Legend of Zelda's newest addition reaching new heights

  So, truth be told, I am exhausted.  My average Sunday consists of working all day with screaming kids, going home for a couple measly hours nap, going to work the graveyard shift Sunday night in a very low-energy atmosphere, then heading to work Monday afternoon.  It is not recommended, but such has been my life as of late. 

Damn you, Zelda.  I had full intentions of sleeping for my 3 hours, until the bright gold triforce on my Wii-Mote caught my attention.  So, I hope you enjoy this review of the beginning, because I'm too tired to care if you do not.

Without spoiling anything, the game is actually entertaining.  Since I played Twilight Princess on Gamecube, not Wii, using my wii-mote for a controller was a lot of fun.  Swinging a sword around, then holding it up to the sky brings a certain childlike imagination back to video games.  It also brought a very incredulous look from my cat.
The game has a new type of style, reminiscent of Ocarina of Time.  Remember how in awe you were?  That's this game.  Your new pet, (not a horse) can be used in a very unique way, and the freedom so far matches that of Wind Waker.

  Definitely get this game, it's my only recommendation.  Wait, I have another one!  Tell Groose he has nice hair. (You'll understand later)  This will spark the greatest line ever from a video game. 

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HORROR-SCOPES/CARTOONS/STUPID PEOPLE begins next week!